Above the cloud layer
It thunders and displays up
A razing flame and steam and leaking gas
A shakey built gondola
Tanks of water and coal
And an unyielding spirit to advance!
A fire-spitting skyship
It's reckless and it's frightening
It's shooting flames and whizzing through the air
A fire-spitting skyship
All thunder and no lightning
It's speeding up and not will not come to halt!
Their pilot Nigel Thromple
Grips firmly to the throttle
And burns the rocket boosters till they pop
Before this first voyage
He barely had mileage
But offsets that with courage and moustache
A fire-spitting skyship
It's reckless and it's frightening
It's shooting flames and whizzing through the air
A fire-spitting skyship
All thunder and no lightning
It's speeding up and never gonna stop!
Their navigator Mitchell
In nest above the kitchen
With mended telescopes and sketchy maps
He's got nothing to lose
He's always full of booze
And dwells in an abandoned cabooze
A fire-spitting skyship
It's reckless and it's frightening
It's shooting flames and whizzing through the air
A fire-spitting skyship
All thunder and no lightning
It's speeding up and never gonna stop!
The captain Baron Cray
His mansion in decay
But full of steam doohickeys and inventions on display
He sold all his vineyards
For fine helium pumps
And built a crew of madlads and bravehearts
A fire-spitting skyship
It's reckless and it's frightening
It's shooting flames and whizzing through the air
A fire-spitting skyship
All thunder and no lightning
It's speeding up and never gonna stop!
Above they roam together
Despite their debts or weather
And break some records (but sometimes teeth too)
The ultimate challenge
Of their whole campaign -
A lifetime dose of glory and champagne!
A fire-spitting skyship
It's reckless and it's frightening
It's shooting flames and whizzing through the air
A fire-spitting skyship
All thunder and no lightning
It's speeding up and never gonna stop!