i love being russian. pirated movies, 24-hour flower shops for money laundering, summer vacations in the suburbs, seeing granny more often than parents, used insulin syringes, fanfiction, father showing you snuff from the Chechen war, orange book series, lying online about your age, being a fan of the most disgusting alcoholics on youtube, anonymous marketplaces, electronic ankle monitors on schoolmates after vape shop robbery, 228 & 282, vipole, dead pigeons, swings, studying for school exams on speed, arguing about Nick Land in old-fashioned grandmother's apartment, no one calls themselves russian.