Darth Putin

Russia is winning so much that Master Xi makes me wait like underling.

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OTD in 1956 a "fascist revolution" of “hooligans financed by imperialist West" began in Hungary. This meant USSR had to send its army on holiday to liberate them from themselves.

Imagine such a bullshit excuse today. Orban could anyway.

Olaf Scholz will say pagers for Ukraine would be a dangerous escalation.

Georgia is blame for Russia invading Georgia, according to my new Prime Minister of Georgia oblast.

Whereas mass barrages of rockets is a surgical act that we anti imperialists must certainly never condemn.

Is anyone publicly cheering it in the West as “legitimate resistance”?

Day 938 of my 3 day war. Russia finally started paying soldiers nearly what western armies pay without the prospect of certain death in a suicide charge.

I remain a master strategist.

We assassinate dissidents already and people already say “but whatabout USA/Israel” so this won’t change anything.

Why are the words “leaked Kremlin documents” and “by @wikileaks” never in the same sentence?

I put a pager in @MedvedevRussiaE’s pocket when he was drunk. He shat himself when I sent the word “BOOM”.

Ukraine using long distance weapons to strike targets 1500km from their border to cause the biggest ammunition explosion of the war so far is a *major escalation* that will cause yet another serious bluff from Kremlin. You have been warned. Again.

I remain a master strategist.

Got Gerasimov a gift. Might solve a problem.

Last chance to ask questions for the podcast…