Dmitry Medvedev ️

I've enabled reactions, but all of them are winter/New Year. You can think by yourself of the way of using 'em.

Hey guys, long time no see!

Next Saturday I’ll play Diablo 4 and stream it on my YouTube channel. I’ll also answer your questions. I’ll read and answer the questions coming with donates bigger than 1000 rubles.

If it works fine, I am doing this streams on monthly basis. Next game I am thinking of is my favourite game: Lines 98 Dark Souls.

I am so impressed with Elon's idea of X. I even installed Telegram X on my phone. So far it's wonderful 🤩

Finally figured out, how to install uTorrent on my Mac. Before I was mounting a virtual disk every time, but today I figured out how to drag an app icon to the apps folder. Damn, who invented this?😡

Today's mood: I want to bomb these power plants. I hate electricity 😡

I was passing through Red Square today and saw a rat this big. I am the Deputy Chair of the Security Council and I won't lie to you.

Happy World Rat Day, fellas 🐀

A wolf might be weaker than a lion or a tiger but at least he is not used as a rug in my office👆

One good thing about being a president is having a private jet. Though, who said that Security Council Deputy Chair cannot have one, huh?

BTW, I do a lot of things besides working as Security Council Deputy Chair. One of my hobbies is fishwatching 🐟

I'm digging a grave for all our enemies and all my haters. And what are you doing this afternoon, guys?

Have you ever wondered, why it's so hard to choose air freshener for your toilet? Most of them smell terrible.

Stierlitz took a magic wand and performed a trick. It disappeared. Müller found it in his ass 😂

Sometimes I look at paper and wonder WHERE it should be used 📝

Happy St. Patrick's day, fellas.

There was so much pork knuckle yesterday, I cannot stop thinking about pork even now. The taste of it is still in my burp. Exactly.

Damn, I'm stuffed and I don't feel well. There was too much pork knuckle today 🤢

It's Friday and that means today I'm having a beer with pork knuckle for dinner. Cheers!