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NEWSLETTER — The Rug's Mostly Credible Inbox Fodder #26

🫕 Bitcoin double dipping
🪙 Trump Coin faces jail time
♨️ Ethereum in hot water

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LEGAL — Trump Coin Faces Jail Time for Yield Generating Price Fixing

"I think Trump Coin shouldn’t even be on CoinGecko."

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TRENDS — Coworker Becomes Reluctant Crypto Adopter

"Charles was on the verge of giving up on ever getting back the twenty-two dollars he had spent paying for Eric’s..."

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BREAKING — Brian Armstrong Announces That Coinbase Will Drink the Blood of Its Enemies

"THEY WILL TREMBLE AND BEG US FOR MERCY, BUT NO MERCY WILL COME. WE WILL USE OUR BASE CHAIN TO..."

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PREMIUM — Amazon Is Giving Away Legendary Gaming NFTs—A Plea for Luna+ Subscriptions

"I bet you didn’t even know Amazon had a cloud gaming service. You’re welcome."

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CULTURE — ETF Approved on Condition That Larry Fink Follows Gary Gensler on TikTok

"Gensler wanted Fink to attend his birthday party as one of the conditions for ETF approval.”

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https://paragraph.xyz/@therugnews/etf-approved-on-condition-that-larry-fink-follows-gary-gensler-on-tiktok

CULTURE — A Single Day Goes By With Nothing Major Happening in Crypto

"Crypto Twitter had no idea what to do itself.”

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NEWSLETTER — The Rug's Mostly Credible Inbox Fodder #22

💵 Binance Allowed "Temporary" Money Laundering
🧳 Hipsters Move off Solana for Cooler Lesser Known L1
🎄Mom Confused About Wrapped ETH Being Perfect Stocking Stuffer

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https://paragraph.xyz/@therugnews/mom-confused-about-wrapped-eth-being-holiday-stocking-stuffer-newsletter-22

TECH — Musk Explains Zero Knowledge Proof Means Requiring No Facts

"Musk has ordered his team to start using zK for all aspects of the business... “Using zK, we can tell the world we have as much money as we want.”

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TECH — Ledger Introduces "Ledger Friends"

"Ledger Friends will encrypt and DM your seed phrase to up to five of your best friends. What if you don’t have any friends? Don’t worry, Ledger has you covered."

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TECH — Game Boy Crypto Wallet Paused as Team Pivots to Playing Actual Video Games

"Using another retro tech known as email, the company offered a reason to Game Wallet newsletter subscribers for pressing pause for an undetermined amount of time."

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FINANCE — Smart Money Already Rotating Into Xmas Shitcoins

"This November, a new buzz has emerged as astute investors are diverting their attention to an unexpected sector: Christmas shitcoins."

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BREAKING — Dairy Queen Doing NFT Thing in China Despite Bans on Dairy, Queens

"It has been suggested that the leadership of DQ may be working with the CIA on a propaganda campaign, taking advantage of the world’s soft spot for pictures of ice cream."

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NEWSLETTER — The Rug's Mostly Credible Inbox Fodder #21

👮ETH Deported for Trying to Cross $2,000 Border
⌛️ Cardano Voted Most Patient Community in Crypto
🏡Your House was Sold on Upland, Get Out
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🔥Nov Rug Crew Mint for Subs🔥

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https://paragraph.xyz/@therugnews/ether-deported-again-for-traying-to-cross-2000-border-rug-newsletter-21

BREAKING — Gary Gensler Voted Most Likely to Sue Life-Changing Financial Technologies 

"His words... illuminate the early stages of what would become a tyrannical era in finance." 

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https://paragraph.xyz/@therugnews/gary-gensler-voted-most-likely-to-sue-life-changing-financial-technologies

MARKETS — Your House Was Just Sold on Upland, Get Out

"Everything in the real world is already owned by someone else on a blockchain since 2016."

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