Mi been keepin it a secret for awhile, but things are gettin purdy serious now, frens...I said yes! He's a bit "handsy" and has a lazy eye, but he HANDsome in a bowtie and he never gonna leave me 🥰
Everyone on my street: "It's a stormy, gusty night. I think I'll put the trash bin that is overflowing with my Christmas garbage out at the curb before bed." Me bringing my bin to the curb at 6am: "Fuggin idiots. Lookit dis mess..."
I want mi frens to know if the earth starts to end and the web goes out indefinitely, I will be thinking of and praying for you all for the rest of mi life.
