Football Conspiracy Theories

Miguel Almiron scored in every game before the World Cup and completely disappeared.

Pep subbed Haaland to protect Messi's record.

Thomas Muller has been 33 for 13 years.

Roman Abramovic has been funding Chelsea’s signings

Man Utd and Liverpool cannot be successful at the same time. If one comes up, the other has to go down.

Alvaro Morata has been used as a money laundering scheme within Europe’s top clubs.

Atletico Madrid have only ever had one manager in their entire existence.

The ‘6 second rule’ for goalkeepers isn’t real, it’s a scary story to make goalkeepers behave.

FIFA have decided, Messi will win the World Cup.

People with the surname ‘Dembele’ have a 99.9% chance of playing professional football

No one has seen Carlo Ancelotti celebrate a goal.

Lionel Messi has never done a post-match interview.

Xavi Simons has been 19 for the past 5 years

Lionel Messi has never done a knee slide 🤔

Bruno Fernandes has never had an injury🤔

No one has ever seen Cristiano Ronaldo take a corner kick 🤔

Mario Götze’s last goal was the World Cup 2014 final winner

Marco Asensio went from 21 to 26 within a year.

Chiellini and Bonucci have both been in their 30s since 2008.

Blaise Matuidi disappeared after the 2018 World Cup.