The University of Edinburgh

A "respectable university" owes us 175 million euros. We won't name names.

YOUNG NOT CONTROLLED

Please, welcome our most brilliant student.

Not controlled

Aaaahhhh! I have cummed

Holy shit! I am CUMMING.

I sometimes have erections. That's an admission I have to make. What I WON'T admit, though, is why and when I have these erections.

I kill people in my free time

YOUNG ACCEPTED

Where were we? Oh, right. We're officially announcing that our University is forming an army to defeat all the rebels. The riots shall stop now.

Our Great Council reunited and took a harsh decision. We're really sorry to announce that we're reverting back any changes that have been made in the last few days on the cours-