Russian below. Repost is welcome. And now I'm going to press the "publish" button and may God help me. Русский язык ниже. Перепост приветствуется. А сейчас я нажму кнопку "опубликовать" и да поможет мне Бог. TO THE VATICAN IN THE PRESENCE OF DEATH: DICKPICS, TINDER AND CARDINAL HEZBOLLAH Have you seen the nearest, let's say, secretary of the Catholic hierarch naked? I have. Not because I'm having an affair with him, no. He just sends out his dickpics as an advertisement. I'll tell you right away - if I were him, I would restrain from doing it - that's not a pleasant sight, and he needs to lose some weight. Moreover, I know many who do the same casually and regularly. Fortunately, I haven't seen everyone naked; I'm at a certain age when my heart might not make it through this kind of content. A monk priest is suddenly discovered on Tinder wearing shorts instead of the full vestments we see on his social media. In one of the totalitarian regime countries, where tens of thousands are imprisoned for political reasons, tortured, and killed, a priest says in an interview that there is no place for those non-patriots of this country in his parish. I beg my pardon, what? He continues to serve; he is not even reprimanded. I won’t name the country on purpose, but trust me, I have all the evidence. Also, “in the middle of nowhere” is actually “anywhere.” I do not know what I feel about celibacy. I particularly don’t feel anything. But at the moment, clerics are ordered to keep their asses still on one chair, no monkey business. Otherwise, what is the point of everything they forbid everyone else? And yes - don't fuck children. The Catholic Patriarchate and the Vicariate in Jerusalem never wrote about this story on the website. But the newspapers in Hebrew did quite a few pieces. One of the priests, who, of course, dealt with the children of migrants, has been in prison for almost a year, awaiting a trial. As they say, what he guarded, he stole. Among the victims, there was a boy with special needs. You should know these migrants - we are talking about Filipinos who have such piety and praise towards priests that is beyond imagination. They should have been driven to some extremes if they had actually reported to the authorities and police. And that’s not just about Israel, which the Catholic hierarchs call exclusively the Holy Land. A young man died recently in Dobrin, Poland. Dressed in a leather thong. He died in the bed of the parish priest, who was wearing a bunny suit. Newlyweds, whom he ran off to marry right in the middle of the process, were beyond appalled. To paint a fuller picture, a whole class of schoolchildren confessed to him the day before. Take a look in the mirror before teaching or preaching. I would probably keep quiet if I didn’t live in Israel, which you consistently call the Holy Land. Since October 7, the Latin Patriarch has completely forgotten all holiness and is suffering for the children of Gaza. Cardinal Pizzaballa has distinguished himself so much on this front that in Israel believers have already nicknamed him "Cardinal Hezbollah." Neither collective letters nor personal speeches help to tame this selective compassion. Pope Francis is not left far behind. Just recently, he spoke about the bombing of Lebanon without mentioning that Israel is also being bombed today, and it has been happening for 11 months now. Holy Fathers, I feel very sorry for the children of Gaza and Lebanon, but most of all I feel sorry for my daughter. The other day, a surface-to-surface missile flew over her. It was 8 meters long and the warhead weighed 500 kilograms. And if I had to choose between the Vatican and my daughter - rest assured, I have an answer. Let your Vatican fall apart into bricks and the dickpic blast off the statue of David. And I won’t give a flying object if it is a Michelangelo masterpiece. Oh, I am not there for you? It's your choice, bun buns.