(Prithee Lend Me a Hand to Spread the Missive.)
Towards those who happen to came across:
I, Apollo, would like to offer you a ticket for our
mutualship. Yet I do have a few criterias, please ensure that
your business runs for profile–needs only. Other than that, with heavy heart I said,
"I cannot accept you—just yet." If this intrigues you, feel free to
contact @err0rlolbot for mutual application. Therefore, I shall end my greets. May we meet again by the next eclipse!