(IMPORTANT NEWS) Madame monsieur— Dearest W. By virtue of various personal considerations, it is with regal solemnity that we hereby decree a temporary interlude in our endeavors, a TEMPORARY REST. Rest assured, we pledge a swift return, fortified with enhancements befitting our esteemed abode, much improvements to be awaited. I beseech thee, refrain from severing thy connection— do not unsubscribe the palace we held with our realm and patiently await our resurgence. With profound gratitude and deference, our dearest household The Waldorf.