1. Don’t piss off Andrew. (you will live longer) 2. Seriously don’t piss him off. I know he looks small but he is mean and he will kill you. Neil might save you if he is feeling generous so stay on his good side. 2a. Stay on Neil's good side? 3. Neil is good at starting fights so it is tempting to start one with him. Don’t. It is a sure way to break Rules 1 and 2. 4. Do try your hardest. Whatever qualified you to be a Fox the team is here to support you through anything. Just look at the line up of people we have already have on the team. We are a team of Ex-junkies and strippers. Many of have been abused physically, emotionally, mentally or sexually. We don’t care if you are a Kleptomaniac, a pathological liar, an orphan, if your bulimic or a runaway. You’re here for your one extra chance. We just want you to use it. (This should be rule one but the one about Andrew is more important.) 31. Katelyn is Aaron’s girlfriend. Do not ask her if she mistakes Aaron for Andrew. Please see rules 1-3 with the additional note that Aaron will call a truce with Andrew and help him kill you. 31a. Vice versa for Andrew and Neil. 32. Andrew and Neil are in love. No, we don’t know why either but they are happy and that's all that matters. See rules 1 to 3 if you disagree. 33. Do not taunt The Ravens. They have been through enough even if we don't like them. 33a. Besides, that's Neil’s job. 43. Don’t call Neil “Nathaniel or Wesninski.” Just don’t it makes his face sad and that will make Matt sad and Andrew will get mad see Rules 1-3. 44. Coach’s go-to punishment is marathons. To our knowledge, he has never actually made good on his threat. But I would not test that. 46. Dan and Matt have sex. We know, get over it. It's your own fault for walking in on them. 47. Nicky’s Erik is lovely. But they also have sex. We know, get over it. It's your own fault for walking in on them. 48. Actually, rule 46 and 47 apply to all Foxes couples. We know, get over it. It’s your own fault for walking in on them. 49. Unless its a couple we didn't know about then we want to know so we can settle that bet. 51. Don’t use Neil's press relation's techniques as a model for your own. he has an attitude problem. Follow Kevin’s Nice Celebrity! Persona instead. It is equally insufferable but much less likely to cause a riot. 52. Always have a way for people to get in contact with you. I don’t care if it's tin cans on strings just make sure we can contact you if we need too. I’m looking at you, Neil. 53. Don't call Wymack Dad. - Unless you are Kevin. 54. No Shots of any kind are to be taken before or during team meetings. This includes all liquors, cocktails, spirits, beers, and wines. As well as Bullets, arrows, crossbow bolts, trebuchet or any other form of projectile weapon. 56. "What's the worst that could happen?" or any similar phrase is band from team vocabulary. 57. "Dan said it was ok" is not a good enough reason. Anymore. 58. Andrew can not kill you just by looking at you and it was wrong for Matt to tell you this... Neil however can. =D 60. Blackmail is to be used against other teams only and not on your teammates. Even if they are very annoying. 61. Neil is not allowed to drive the Bus. 62. Nicky is not allowed to drive the Bus 63. Andrew is DEFINITELY not allowed to drive the Bus. 65. Despite what Neil claims, Hitchhiking is dangerous and should only be attempted is absolutely necessary. 66. "For Science!" is not a valid excuse particularly if it involves either Minyard. 68. “It is better to beg forgiveness than permission” no longer applies to the Palmetto state Foxes.