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✅ چند نمونه از کرکری خواندن در کانتکست ورزشی:
💢 "You’re just a warm-up for me; I hope you’re ready to get schooled!"
💢 "I’d call you a tool, but that implies you’re actually useful!"
💢 "You couldn’t catch a cold in a snowstorm!"
💢 "Your game is like a broken clock—right twice a day!"
💢 "I hope you brought a life jacket because you’re about to drown in my skills!"
💢 "If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose!"
💢 "You’re playing checkers while I’m playing chess!"
💢 "You’re so slow, I thought I was watching paint dry!"
💢 "You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine!"
💢 "I’ve seen better defense from a traffic cone!"
💢 "You must be the reason they put instructions on shampoo!"
💢 "You couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a boat!"
💢 "Your game is so weak, it needs a support group!"
💢 "If you were any slower, you’d be going backward!"
💢 "Is that your game face? Because it’s not working!"
💢 "You’re like a cloud; when you disappear, it’s a beautiful day!"
💢 You call that a shot? My grandma could do better!"
💢 "I hope you brought a map because you're about to get lost on this field!"
💢 "Nice uniform! Did you borrow it from the local high school?"
💢 "You're slower than molasses in January!"
💢 "I’d say good luck, but I don’t think you’ll need it!"
💢 "Keep dreaming; you'll never catch up to me!"
💢 "Your skills are like a broken pencil—pointless!"
💢 "You should've stayed on the bench; you're embarrassing yourself.
💢 "You think you can take me on the court? I've seen better moves from a toddler!"
💢 "I hope you're ready to eat my dust; I've been training for this moment!"
💢 "Keep talking, but we all know who’s going to walk away with the trophy!"
💢 "You might want to practice your victory dance, because that’s the only way you’ll be celebrating today!"
💢 "I hope you brought your A-game; otherwise, this match is going to be over before it even starts!"
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