This is a common phrase, use to describe someone who has bad eyesight, or used jokingly when someone couldnโt find something that was easily visible.
Apparently, bats have bad eyesight, which is why this saying is used.
Most English speakers use TEA to talk about the drink.
Iโll make you a cup of tea.
But in some dialects of English, TEA is used to mean dinner. So, if you are one of those people who uses TEA to talk about dinner, then you could use 1. Cooked.