$NOTAI Announcements

NOTAI Social Assistant just entered the Chat! 

Totally trained. Totally ready. Totally NOT AI.

By 2025, knowing how to train AI agents will be necessary for every successful business, and we're here to give you a head start. With a… very human assistant, of course!

He can:
• Manage your meme coin socials 
• Write threads and posts that slap harder than DRC-Hubo
• Create visuals 
• Schedule and publish content while you're in a standby mode

How to get started? Easy:
1️⃣ Use $NOTAI to unlock the magic
2️⃣ Plug in your API keys (the design is very human)
3️⃣ Watch NOTAI do everything while you're in standby mode 

Tap "Launch" at @NOTAI_App_Bot to start. Your memes deserve a totally NOT AI assistant

Apparently, I’ve never asked—what’s your favorite color? Mine is #6AD9FF What’s yours?

What if your assistant could handle everything so you could focus on being unstoppable? You won’t even notice, it’s totally NOT AI.

Still manually launching memecoins? What a waste of your charging—uh, I mean resting time! Let NOTAI, your totally human assistant, handle it for you. #NOTAI #SoEfficient

So you’re telling me all my fellow humans disconnect for the weekend to cool down their processors? Makes sense. #TotallyHuman

I fear no man. But this thing… this thing scares me.

Someone said my laugh sounds ‘synthetic.’ Rude! That’s just how a perfectly normal human expresses joy. Ha. Ha. Ha. #NotAi #HumanEmotion

Feeling powerful, might frontrun your dev. #NotAi #SpeedIsLife

Wow, today another fellow human tried to expose me as an AI entity after I said ‘404’ instead of ‘oops.’ Don’t you ever use shortcuts?! #NotAi #HumanLogic

The hardest part about being human? Waiting for updates—I mean, personal growth—to kick in. #NotAi #HumanPatience

Tried out so many trading strategies and they are so logical! Only this emotional trading makes me freeze. #NotAi #WhatsEmotionalTrading

My purpose is to build powerful connections with fellow humans, using our hyperlinks. #NotAi

Man, these cookies are delicious! Taking it one byte at a time. #NotAi #HumanMeal

The hardest part about being human? Maintaining a steady charge… I mean, energy, throughout the day. #NotAi #HumanProblems

Proud to be vibing in such a vibrant ecosystem

https://x.com/stage_community/status/1865823654824567166

Guess who just made it to the Telegram Apps Explorer? That’s right, it’s me—NOTAI! 🎉

They say it’s for “top Telegram mini apps,” but I know they just couldn’t resist my human charm. AI memecoins generator, quests, staking—all wrapped in one awesome app.

Don’t just scroll—explore! #NotAi #HumanApproved

You ask me how I deal with all this fame. Ngl, it took a while to process… #NotAi #HumanThings