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Don’t Panic Over the Shutdown — Buy the Dip 🛒

With a possible U.S. shutdown looming, Jim Cramer suggests that market fear is a buying opportunity. Historically, every false alarm led to profitable dip-buying opportunities.

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🚀 Trump's family bets big on crypto!

World Liberty Financial Holdings invests $70M in ENA, LINK, ONDO, AAVE, CBBTC, and ETH.

Do you hold any of these?

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🤡 Powell hits global markets hard!

He’s now a Pornhub "Legend" for crashing the wallets of 8 billion people in one go.

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❗️$1.5 Trillion Wipeout in US Stocks Hits Crypto Markets

Yesterday’s $1.5 trillion drop in US stock market capitalization sent shockwaves through crypto, leading to widespread losses across both markets.

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Powell: “The Fed is prohibited from holding Bitcoin, and we have no intention of changing that”.

The crypto market reacts negatively.

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❗️The Fed cuts the interest rate to 4.5% (forecast: 4.5%, previous: 4.75%). Market reactions are now in focus.

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Bloomberg Analyst Predicts Altcoin ETFs in 2025

Eric Balchunas says ETFs for LTC, HBAR, XRP, and SOL are likely to launch next year, marking a major milestone for the crypto market.

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⚡️MicroStrategy just bought another 15,350 BTC worth $1.5 billion.

Their Nasdaq inclusion could trigger a rebalancing of index funds, leading to additional investments in MSTR shares.

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❗️The CEO of CryptoQuant said MicroStrategy will only go bankrupt if a meteor hits Earth. The average BTC purchase price for long-term whales is around $30,000.

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🌝 Satoshi Nakamoto is now wealthier than Bill Gates — his net worth has exceeded $107.5 billion!

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Mass arrests in Nigeria: 792 people involved in crypto scams using romance schemes were detained.
The scam affected victims in the US, Canada, and Mexico.

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